On my way to work this morning I heard something that literally forced me to sit in the parking lot until the segment was over. L.D. and I have had several laughs over Jennifer Love Hewitt's sexual beauty tips, going so far as to exchange glitter tattoos in jest. As lighthearted and sexy as we both are, I don't think either of us could ever vajazzle. The mere idea of having someone glue crystals to my lady bits makes me cringe. Who came up with that?? (For the record, credit is given to Completely Bare Spa in NYC). And, really, what is the point?? I don't think I want a man who is so turned on by bling that I need it on my hoo-ha.
So back to this morning. I knew of vajazzling; I knew it was "a thing." What I did not know was that apparently men were jealous. Jealous enough to start their 'separate but equal' Swarovski campaign. Yes, I am talking about PEJAZZLING. PE-Freaking-JAZZLING is now a thing!
According to Enrique (who I Googled and found out must be Enrique of Face to Face Spa), Pejazzling is big business. While he is not sure if revenues yet amount to millions of dollars, he estimated that men spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get crystal dolphins jump over their shaft. Do you know what else? Enrique said that most of his clients are staight. That means women are encouraging this practice.
I'm shocked. I'm confused. This is not casual glamour.
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